Star Wars déconne n°4 - optic 2000
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Star Wars gangsta rap with Subtitles and Lyrics
Music by: Jason Brannon, Chris Crawford
Editing by: Joshua Shreve
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StarWars Gangsta Rap Lyrics
Vader and Sidius:
It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' the Empire,
To all you vader haters
out there, we'll blow
your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned
to the dark side...
Yes, he be a powerful
ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)
Fades...
Uncle Owen:
Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that
damn landspeeder,
Where them two droids I
asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?
Luke:
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on ma power converter
But now you're treating
me like a scruffy nerf
herder
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Yoda:
I'm Yoda, I'm a solja
I'm low to the floja
I though I told ya
Don't be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise
Luke:
Yoda why you bein' a playa hata
You know that I must still
confront Lord Vader
Yoda:
But Luke,
Not ready are you
Luke:
But there's a city in the
clouds where they're
keeping my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a
Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you
Yeah that's right R2,
gonna set a new course,
we're goin to cloud city
*aah* that's a mighty
good Gin and Tonic would
ya mix me up another?
things are about to get ugly
Vader:
Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed
that your friends are
in danger
Luke:
Noooooo! Why'd you slice off my hand
Vader:
Its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father
Luke:
He told me enough - he told
me you killed him
Vader:
Then there's something I
must reveal then
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
Han Solo:
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
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There is a secret war being waged in Space.
The video below is literally smoking gun evidence of hostile military action towards advanced extraterrestrial spacecraft, photographed during NASA Space Shuttle mission STS-48.
If our governments are engaged in a secret war with another civilization from a distant world, we have some serious questions to ask.
Who authorized this ? Why would we attack an extraterrestrial spacecraft, who's technology is hundreds, maybe thousands, perhaps even millions of years ahead of us ?
Recently, there has been a growing controversy over what actually happened. NASA claims it is just "ice particles". But as described in this short documentary clip, this explanation is simply not good enough. After watching the sequence, it is clear that the most likely explanation is that an advanced spacecraft was victim to a ground based missile strike. Considering the fact that this object maneuvered from 0 to 3000 MPH within about 1 second, the inertia would have killed any human passengers using traditional earth based propulsion and space technology. Based on this, we can assume that there is indeed a high probability that this spacecraft is of extraterrestrial origin.




