Beat Street Santa's Rap
The Treacherous Three spread a little Christmas cheer.
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Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
I made this from footage of a news story, out of Mobile, Alabama. People reported seeing a "leprechaun" hiding in a tree. Credit to "zoomzip" for the music.
Star Wars gangsta rap with Subtitles and Lyrics
Music by: Jason Brannon, Chris Crawford
Editing by: Joshua Shreve
Download page:
http://www.megaupload.com/it/?d=VJ8VYHI2
StarWars Gangsta Rap Lyrics
Vader and Sidius:
It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' the Empire,
To all you vader haters
out there, we'll blow
your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned
to the dark side...
Yes, he be a powerful
ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we
got it (Deathstar)
Fades...
Uncle Owen:
Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that
damn landspeeder,
Where them two droids I
asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?
Luke:
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on ma power converter
But now you're treating
me like a scruffy nerf
herder
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke, use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Yoda:
I'm Yoda, I'm a solja
I'm low to the floja
I though I told ya
Don't be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise
Luke:
Yoda why you bein' a playa hata
You know that I must still
confront Lord Vader
Yoda:
But Luke,
Not ready are you
Luke:
But there's a city in the
clouds where they're
keeping my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a
Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you
Yeah that's right R2,
gonna set a new course,
we're goin to cloud city
*aah* that's a mighty
good Gin and Tonic would
ya mix me up another?
things are about to get ugly
Vader:
Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed
that your friends are
in danger
Luke:
Noooooo! Why'd you slice off my hand
Vader:
Its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father
Luke:
He told me enough - he told
me you killed him
Vader:
Then there's something I
must reveal then
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
Han Solo:
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
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Star Wars gangsta rap 2 with Subtitles and Lyrics
Music by: Jason Brannon
Editing by: Joshua Shreve
Download page:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RDC7SK10
Star Wars gangsta rap lyrics:
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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